nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
dumblydoor: i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
edmundcorcoran: in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?